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Nala the cat

Nala the cat, commonly known as Nala, is a domestic cat and the companion of Aleksa Dimitrijević. She is credited as a co-producer on Unendlich (2026), the debut album by Alex Dietrich, and is one of the earliest artists signed to Dimitrium Records.

Nala is known for her calm presence during work on music and software. She is frequently found sleeping in elevated places and has been documented sitting with Dimitrijević while he writes code, produces music or works at a computer.

Life and personality

In 2026, Nala was described as being approximately five years old, although her exact date of birth has not been documented. She is regarded as affectionate and gentle, and is particularly associated with sleeping in high places, including the top of a wardrobe.

Her preferred working arrangement involves sitting on a lap while work is in progress. This requires the person beneath her to remain almost completely still so as not to disturb her sleep.

Music career

Nala is credited as a co-producer on Unendlich, the 2026 debut album by Alex Dietrich. Her precise musical contribution has not been formally documented; contemporary accounts instead record her presence near computers, production equipment and Dietrich during the album’s creation.

Her sole known public comment on the album is “Meow”, later used as a testimonial for the release. She also appears in artwork connected with the project, including material credited to Alex Dietrich & Nala the cat.

Dimitrium Records

When Alex Dietrich signed with Dimitrium Records in 2026, he insisted that Nala be signed alongside him. The label accepted the request, making her one of its earliest signed artists despite the absence of documented experience in recording, production or contract negotiation.

The decision formalized Nala’s association with Dietrich’s work and with the label. Her image is distributed separately under the Nala Open Image Repository (NOIR) license.

Things Nala cannot be or do

For all nine of her lives, Nala still has a few genuinely heartbreaking limitations. They are not failures of character; they are simply the cruel boundaries of being a cat.

  • She cannot produce a song in place of Alex Dietrich. She can sit on the keyboard during a session, but this has never resulted in a finished arrangement.
  • She cannot explain the Pythagorean theorem, even when presented with a very convincing triangle of treats.
  • She cannot be a dog. No collar, heroic pose or enthusiastic tail-adjacent movement can change this.
  • She cannot send a professional email to Dimitrium Records; her most reliable written contribution remains a row of accidental letters.
  • She cannot perform a server restore, read a monitoring alert, or distinguish an SSH key from the warmest spot on a laptop.
  • She cannot understand why a closed door exists when she would prefer it to be open.
  • She cannot promise not to shed fur exactly where it will be noticed most.

These limitations have not prevented Nala from becoming an important presence in the household, the label’s mythology and the long-running struggle between workspaces and cat naps.